1 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,960 [♪] 2 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,270 [SQUEAKS] 3 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,860 CURLY: Oh, boy, am I hungry. 4 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:58,830 MOE: Come on and rehearse. 5 00:00:58,830 --> 00:00:59,830 What are you doin'? 6 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,330 It oughta show some place in here 7 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:03,110 how to cook a monkey. 8 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,370 Joe's right. We can't eat the act. 9 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,370 But I-- I'm starved. 10 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:09,120 I can't dance on an empty stomach. 11 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,200 We gotta keep in practice. 12 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,210 We may get a job someday. Come on. 13 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,210 Wait a minute. 14 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:34,640 What's that? 15 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,150 Plenty of sole and heel. 16 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,650 Come on, come on. 17 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,160 Come on. Oh! Oh, please. Ooh. 18 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,240 Come on. We wanna rehearse. 19 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,290 Come on. Get up. 20 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:52,050 MOE: Come on. The finale. 21 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,630 [ALL CHANTING] 22 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:03,390 Well, why the tragic pose? 23 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,890 You seem all excited. 24 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,390 Those idiots across the hall 25 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,390 are driving me crazy with their hoofing. 26 00:02:08,390 --> 00:02:10,400 Well, don't worry, my darling, 27 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,900 for I, Paul Pain, 28 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,520 shall see they disturb you no more. 29 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,600 [ALL CHANTING] 30 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,600 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 31 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,110 Say, what's the idea with--? 32 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,110 What--? 33 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:25,990 [HEADS BONK] 34 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:28,950 Now, see here. 35 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,950 What is all this rumpus? 36 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,590 We're actors and we gotta rehearse. 37 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:34,620 Say, who are you, anyway? 38 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:37,210 I? I'm Paul Pain, 39 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:40,210 the heartthrob of millions! 40 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,710 What's a heartthrob? 41 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:44,210 A pain in the neck. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. 42 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,210 [BONK] Ooh! 43 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,220 [GRUMBLES] 44 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,350 Ooh! 45 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:49,940 [SQUEAKS] MOE: It's all right. 46 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,190 [SQUEAKS] 47 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:52,270 Look! 48 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:54,310 LARRY: Get off of there! 49 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:57,030 Joe. Joe! CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. 50 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:59,150 [ALL LAUGHING] A balding heartthrob! 51 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:00,230 [GRUMBLES] 52 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,230 Hey, hit somebody your size. 53 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:04,230 [GROANING] 54 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,230 Up, Joe. 55 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:07,740 Come on. Ready boys? 56 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,740 Right. 57 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:11,790 Toodle-loo. 58 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:13,880 [GRUMBLES] I'll show them. 59 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,380 Paul, don't start anything now. 60 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,380 We'll be on the train in an hour. 61 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:20,300 Oh, yeah? Well, they can't poke fun at me. 62 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,380 [GROANS] 63 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:24,970 [PHONE RINGING] 64 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,560 [RINGS] 65 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,670 Hello? 66 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:29,760 MAN: This is Goldstein, Goldberg, 67 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,260 Goldblatt and O'Brien, 68 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,760 booking agents. 69 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,730 O'Brien speaking. 70 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,270 Yes, O'Brien speaking. 71 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:39,320 I wanna talk to the Three Stooges. 72 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,400 Oh, just a minute. I'll call them. 73 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,410 [SINGSONGY] Telephone for the Three Stooges. 74 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:46,830 [STOOGES CHATTER] 75 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,330 [GRUNTS] Hello. 76 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,330 Ooh. 77 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:54,330 Hello. Away. 78 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,840 Hello? Hello. 79 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,450 Hello-- Oh. 80 00:03:57,450 --> 00:04:00,040 Listen, I got a job for you in a show. 81 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,040 We want you should fill in for a sick act 82 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,040 in the panics of 1936. 83 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,550 Be over at the lakeside depot, 84 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,220 and see Mr. Johnson, the manager of the show. 85 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,300 Yes. BOTH: Yes. 86 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,300 Yes. BOTH: Yes. 87 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,300 Yes. BOTH: Yes. 88 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,800 Oh, yes. Yes! BOTH: Yes? 89 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,810 What is it? What is it? Yes! 90 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:17,810 Ooh, yes. 91 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:18,780 But "yes" what? 92 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:19,810 A job. 93 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:21,310 [WHOOPS] 94 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,820 Hey, uh, are we all packed? 95 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,820 Right. Right. 96 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:36,290 Get it up. 97 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,330 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 98 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,250 [SIZZLES] 99 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,760 [PAINED WHOOPS] 100 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,260 [GROANS] 101 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:54,810 Come on. Get this trunk up. 102 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:58,350 Come on, now. Get going. 103 00:04:58,350 --> 00:04:59,350 How far do I carry this? 104 00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:01,350 Just down to the depot. Come on, Joe. 105 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:02,350 Come on, Joe. 106 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:04,850 Shh. Shh. 107 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:06,320 We gotta sneak by the landlady. 108 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,360 You know we owe her plenty. Now, go on. 109 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,660 CURLY: I'm not gonna do it anymore, I tell you. 110 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,250 MOE: Be quiet. 111 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,250 Say, this is heavy. I can't carry this. 112 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,250 I need some help. Stop screwin' around! 113 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,250 What do you think I am, a mule? 114 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,750 You heard me, now. I don't want any more arguments. 115 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,260 Drop the whole thing. All right. 116 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,710 [TRUNK THUDS] 117 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:28,710 [CLEARS THROAT] 118 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,710 Say, that's a nice shirt. 119 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,710 How long you wear a shirt like that? 120 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:32,720 Oh, about down to there. 121 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,690 Oh, three or four days, eh? 122 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:37,270 CURLY: I have something to say-- 123 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,270 And where do you think you're going 124 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,270 without paying the rent? 125 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,280 We were just on our way to hock the trunk 126 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,280 so we could pay you. 127 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,780 Hey, hock a trunk for me too, will you? 128 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,280 [GROANS] 129 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,280 Oh, no you don't. I'll call a policeman. 130 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,790 There's no sense in calling a policeman, lady. I'm a G-man. 131 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:52,790 What's all the fuss? 132 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,790 I want you to arrest these men. 133 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:55,790 You're under arrest. 134 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,790 Get that trunk along as evidence. 135 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:58,790 All right. Come on now. 136 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:00,290 LARRY: Sorry, G-man. 137 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:02,800 I'll see that they get time-and-a-half overtime plus. 138 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,050 Don't worry about it, toots. 139 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:07,630 Thank you. That's very nice of you. 140 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:08,630 [GASPS] 141 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:10,220 [SHRIEKING] 142 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,300 Well, I got you out of that. 143 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,810 Help, police! 144 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,060 I've been robbed. 145 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,640 Police! 146 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:23,650 [SHOUTS] 147 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:25,150 MOE: Come on, fellas. 148 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:28,150 Come on. 149 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:31,190 Hey, come on. Never mind the trunk. 150 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,270 Do you have a title? Here. 151 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,690 Bob Burns. Here. 152 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:35,610 Ah, how do you do, Mr. Pain? 153 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:36,610 Hello, Johnson. 154 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,110 Your drawing room's all ready. 155 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:39,370 That's lovely. Yeah. 156 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:40,950 Hi, everybody. Hi. Hello. 157 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:43,000 We're the Three Stooges and Company. 158 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Say, how about our reservations. 159 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,620 Oh, yes. The Three Stooges. Now, wait. You're in, um-- 160 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,710 [SQUEAKS] 161 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:51,040 [CROWD LAUGHS] 162 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,630 Give me that. 163 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:55,630 Johnson, if that monkey gets on this train, 164 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:57,130 I quit. 165 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,600 Leave it to me. I'll take care of it. 166 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,640 Oh, don't talk to me. 167 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,140 Put that monkey in the baggage car. 168 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,640 He might get hurt. 169 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,140 I said he goes in the baggage car, 170 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,060 or you guys don't work. Now scram. 171 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,610 MAN: All aboard. 172 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,650 Get up. Go on. To the baggage car. Come on. 173 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:10,650 Hurry up, now. 174 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:12,650 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 175 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:16,120 Hey, hey, hey! 176 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,120 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 177 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,470 What'll we do with the monk now? 178 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:36,470 Let's put him in the bag. 179 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:38,980 Hurry up. Shh. Quiet now. 180 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,480 Get in there. 181 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,980 Quiet. 182 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:43,480 [CLEARS THROAT] 183 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,600 [ALL GIGGLING] 184 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,100 Oh, hiya, girls. Meet the Three Stooges: 185 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,850 Comedy, singing, dancing and snappy dialogue. 186 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,160 After we get settled, 187 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,690 I'll find a little time for you, shorty. 188 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,190 Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. 189 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:57,190 Spread out. 190 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:58,860 Oh, jealous, eh? 191 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:01,950 Will this do, sir? Hm. Fresh crab and champagne? 192 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:03,370 Should please anybody. 193 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:06,370 Say, baby, can you tell us where we boys bunk tonight? 194 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,290 Why, yes. That's your drawing room down there. 195 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,290 Okay, honeysuckle, we'll be seeing you later. 196 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,790 All right, boys. 197 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,760 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 198 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,970 Whew. 199 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,050 Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. 200 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,860 Oh, just in time for lunch. 201 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:28,940 MOE: What is that? 202 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:31,390 CURLY: Why, ignoramus, don't you know? 203 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:32,480 Why, it looks like-- 204 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,980 Well, wise guys, what is it? 205 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,480 It's a spider. Turtle. 206 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Tryin' to kid somebody, eh? 207 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,490 I knew it was a turtle all the time. 208 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:41,490 [BONK] Sit down. 209 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:42,990 What do you do with it? 210 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,490 Why, you eat it. Wait a minute, now. 211 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,490 I'll cut you a slice. 212 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:48,490 Get your hand outta there. 213 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,250 [BONK] [GROANS] 214 00:08:58,050 --> 00:08:59,560 [KNOCKS] 215 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,390 WOMAN: Come in. 216 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:07,430 How do like that? 217 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,440 Everything will be all right. We'll get this straightened out. 218 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:18,770 Hey, you dropped your serviette. 219 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:20,780 Oh, thank you. 220 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,280 [CRACKS] [SHRIEKS] 221 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,780 [LAUGHS] 222 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,280 Ooh, the place has got mice. 223 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,280 There we are. 224 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,370 Want some? 225 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,290 Oh, I just love crab. 226 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,620 Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. She don't know it's a turtle. 227 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,120 [CHUCKLES] 228 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:39,130 [CRUNCHES] 229 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,640 You ain't eatin' the best stuff. 230 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,100 Like it? 231 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,890 Yeah, but I don't like the stuffing. 232 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,360 [CRUNCHES] 233 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,410 I don't know why they put in that stuff. 234 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,490 [LOUD CRUNCH] 235 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:14,080 I like these little points. 236 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,080 [COUGHS] 237 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,580 Yeah, I like these little points. 238 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,090 [CLEARS THROAT] 239 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,590 Yeah. Crack that for me, will you? 240 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:23,590 Certainly. 241 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,590 [EXCLAIMS] 242 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,140 [SHRIEKS] 243 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,320 [COUGHS] 244 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,200 [SHRIEKS] 245 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,930 [COUGHS, SPLUTTERS] 246 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,190 Oh, bubble water. 247 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,190 [STOMACH RATTLES] 248 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:14,190 [RATTLING] 249 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,190 [WHOOPS] 250 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,980 What are you hams doing in this drawing room? 251 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,740 Ooh, Johnson! 252 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:26,820 PAIN: Johnson! 253 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,320 [THUDS HEAD, GROANS] 254 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,410 PAIN: Johnson! 255 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:34,990 Johnson. 256 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,000 What's the meaning of this? 257 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,500 Well, this sicko loony tried to crash our party. 258 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,970 What do you mean by invading the star's drawing room? 259 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,470 What do you mean by invading the star's drawing room? 260 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,470 [SHRIEKS] It was a mistake. 261 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,970 Here, have this refilled. 262 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,480 Now, come on, and get out of here. 263 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,480 Come on. Get out. 264 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,980 Get out. We didn't know. 265 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,480 Get out! 266 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,480 Oh, a cheapie, eh? 267 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480 Get out. 268 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,440 Say, where's our drawing room? 269 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,940 Your berth's up there. 270 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,440 What? Three in one? 271 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:06,940 Yeah. What about it? 272 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,030 Well, that's what I thought you said. 273 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:11,110 And if I hear another sound out of you birds, 274 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,580 I'll have you thrown off the train. 275 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,120 CURLY: Okay, boss. Now be quiet. 276 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,040 I gotta get some sleep. 277 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,790 Take your luggage for you, boss. 278 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,370 [JOE SQUEAKING] 279 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,960 [JOE SHRIEKS] [SCREAMS] 280 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,050 Easy, easy. 281 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,050 [PASSENGERS SHOUTING] 282 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,050 MAN: We're trying to sleep. 283 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,550 Where's the monk? He's gone. 284 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,390 Cal him up, now, will you? Joe? 285 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,440 LARRY AND CURLY: Joe? 286 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,980 [SQUEAKS] MOE: Come on, Joe. 287 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,480 LARRY: It's our meal ticket. 288 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,060 [SLEEPILY] Mother, dear. 289 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,560 At last, you're here. 290 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,070 STOOGES: Joe? Joe? Joe? 291 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,570 Kiss me, darling. 292 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,740 Hey, Joe. Come on, Joe. 293 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,710 WOMAN: What's the matter, dear? 294 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,740 I'm lookin' for Joe. 295 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,250 WOMAN: Come to my arms, my pet. 296 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,250 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 297 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,760 It's good to see you, dear. 298 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,760 It's good to see you too. 299 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,850 Why didn't you write? 300 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,930 I don't know your address. 301 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,350 [GIGGLES] 302 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,940 Oh, my sweet. 303 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,900 Kiss me. 304 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,440 Kiss me. 305 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,940 [WHIMPERS] 306 00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:30,940 [SCREAMS] 307 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,080 Johnson! 308 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,160 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 309 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,160 [THUDS HEAD, GROANS] 310 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,170 WOMAN: Johnson! 311 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,500 [SMACKS] [GROANS] 312 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,450 What's the matter? 313 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,010 Mr. Johnson, did you meet Miss--? 314 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,040 This peeping Tom tried to kiss me in my sleep. 315 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,630 I though she wanted to play post office. 316 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,600 If you guys don't go to sleep, I'll brain you. 317 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,630 Now, get to bed. 318 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,640 I guess he wants us to go to sleep. 319 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,140 Yeah, come on, get up. 320 00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,140 Up you go. All right. 321 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,140 Get cozy now. 322 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,640 All right. Easy. 323 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,780 [GRUNTING] 324 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,950 Whoa. 325 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,950 Get me loose. 326 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,030 Get your foot out of my fist. 327 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,700 You're spoiling the wardrobe. 328 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,290 Let me down. 329 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,290 Get up, you. 330 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,290 Where you going? Wait a minute. 331 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,790 I'll let you go in a minute. Yeah. 332 00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:21,790 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 333 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,800 Whoa. 334 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,800 You wanna go, eh? 335 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,300 Come here. 336 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,300 What do you think I am, a toe dancer? 337 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,890 Wait a minute. Get me a couple of suitcases. 338 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,510 I got an idea. 339 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,560 Okay. 340 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,680 [COUGHING] 341 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,190 [GARGLES] [THUMPING] 342 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:48,520 [DRUNKENLY] What's that noise out there? 343 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,410 Easy now. 344 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,860 CURLY: Wait a minute, wait a minute. 345 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,860 [ALL GRUNT] 346 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,450 [THUDS HEAD, GROANS] 347 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,530 What are you guys doin'? 348 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,530 We're sleepin'. 349 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:03,040 [SNORING] Get back in your berth. 350 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,590 MOE: Come on, get up there. Didn't you hear the boss? 351 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:09,090 Say, what's going on out here? 352 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,100 [GROANS] MOE: Come on, you're next. 353 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,710 Hey, I'll help you. 354 00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,800 [GRUNTS] 355 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 [ALL GROAN] 356 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,800 Hey, puddinghead, come here. 357 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,310 Now, porcupine, you're going up there this time. 358 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,770 Cup your hands. Get your foot up there. 359 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,810 Put him right in. Away. Right, ready. 360 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,110 Right! 361 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,610 [SHOUTS] 362 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,780 Where is he? He's gone. 363 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,870 I wonder where he could be. 364 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,370 Here I am. 365 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,370 Get down off of there. What's the matter with you? 366 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,870 What's going on down there? 367 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,790 We can't get in our berth. 368 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,830 I'll be right down. 369 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,630 Say, will you help us get up there? 370 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,220 I suppose I'd better, or you'll keep me up all night. 371 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,220 Okay. Come on. 372 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,730 Come on. 373 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,730 Take it easy with me, will you? 374 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,570 [BOTH GROANS] 375 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,570 Oh, Nelly, you're here at last. 376 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,070 You got me wrong, stranger. 377 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,910 [GROANS] 378 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,750 [WHIMPERS] 379 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,110 [WHOOPS] 380 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,700 [LARRY AND MOE GROAN] 381 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,040 You big lummox. You wanna give me birthmarks? 382 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,120 I'm a victim of circumstance. 383 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,120 Lay down. Move over. 384 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,620 [SNORES] 385 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,090 Hey. Hmm? 386 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:35,590 Wake up and go to sleep. Huh? 387 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,010 Maybe if we take our clothes off, we'll have more room. 388 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,100 Good idea. Yeah. 389 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,100 Wait a minute. 390 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,100 One guy at a time. 391 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100 ALL: Okay. 392 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,600 [YELPS] 393 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,720 Lay down. 394 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,270 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 395 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,060 [SCREAMS] 396 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,060 What's the matter with you? 397 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,570 A dog bit me. Ah, come on. 398 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,280 Give me room. 399 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,790 [ALL SHOUTING] 400 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,740 [THUDS HEAD, GROANS] 401 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,790 Aren't you guys asleep yet? 402 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,880 Certainly. I dreamed we saw a swimming pool, so we dove in. 403 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,880 JOHNSON: Well, dive back in that berth, 404 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,890 or I'll make you dive off this train. 405 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,340 Nightmares you had to have, huh? 406 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,390 Yeah, but this was in Technicolor. 407 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,390 [YELPS] 408 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,390 What was with you? 409 00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:23,390 I'm a light sleeper. 410 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,560 Oh, light sleeper, eh? 411 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,640 What are you gonna do with that? 412 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,600 [LARRY AND CURLY GROAN] 413 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,150 What's all this noise? How can I sleep? 414 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,240 PAIN: Johnson! 415 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,240 [THUDS HEAD, GROANS] 416 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,690 Johnson! 417 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,190 [GROANS] 418 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,620 I'm sorry, Mr. Pain. It won't happen again. 419 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,000 Well, see that it don't. 420 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,500 JOHNSON: It's all right, it won't happen anymore. 421 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,630 [SHOUTS] 422 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:04,720 [SCREAMS] 423 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,720 [JOE SQUEAKS] 424 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:11,470 [THUDS] PAIN: Help! Somebody! 425 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,560 [SHOUTING] 426 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,200 Johnson! 427 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200 What's the matter now? 428 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,280 That monkey, that infernal beast. 429 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,530 He was in my bed. He bit me, I tell you. 430 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,120 JOHNSON: Why, that's impossible. 431 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,490 I had him put in the baggage car. 432 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:28,070 PAIN: Oh, did you? Well, he was in here. 433 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,160 [JOE SQUEAKING] 434 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160 Where's that monkey? 435 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,660 We put him in the baggage car like you said, boss. 436 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,160 What's that I hear? 437 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,580 Oh, you shouldn't believe everything you hear. 438 00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:45,090 JOHNSON: That monkey's in this car somewhere, 439 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:50,680 and I'm gonna find it. 440 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,680 [PASSENGERS SHRIEKING] 441 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:04,280 [JOE SQUEALS] [SCREAMS] 442 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,360 Oh, there he is. 443 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,920 [SQUEALING] 444 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,370 [TRAIN BEEPING] 445 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,450 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 446 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,450 Who pulled that cord? 447 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,960 They did! 448 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,460 PORTER: Come on, get outta here. 449 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,460 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 450 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,600 Take it easy now. Wait a minute. 451 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,130 [ALL SHOUTING] 452 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,430 [SHOUTS] 453 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,470 [CURLY WHOOPS] 454 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,520 [ALL WHOOPING] 455 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,730 [MOOING] 456 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,730 [♪]